Family Meeting Survivor T-Shirts

'As you both know, your late uncle believed in reincarnation. He left everything to himself.'

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

Tartine

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

The Zoo.

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

"How's everybody doing? I'm not boring you, am I?"

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math.

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'That last meeting was a complete turn-off.'

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

Lethal Presentation

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

"Ours is not a creative clan."

True confessions.

"I was hoping there'd be no meetings here."

Emotion of Mr. Kenwigs on hearing the family news from Nicholas

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

Human Behavior Institute. Out Experiencing Lunch.

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

"I need to know who started it."

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

Home Sweet Home

"I think we may be related!"