Family Mealtime Enthusiasts Pillows

Family saying grace

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

Chez Nous Menu

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

Mother feeds messy child with extra long spoon.

"Can you turn these mashed potatoes into french fries?"

'4 Jello desserts - and, for the love of God, please make them all the same color.' (at restaurant with three kids)

Making healthy substitutions at mealtime

'Aw, mom! How come I always have to eat at the kiddie carcass?'

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

"You've all been like a company to me."

A man and baby wearing bibs

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

"It's so nice to gather and enjoy a simple home-cooked meal together."

'A hacker broke into our computer and, in an act of human kindness, deleted your mother's recipe for peppers and meat loaf.'

The First 3-D Thanksgiving

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'

"Ok, Griffin — let him see Mom’s roast!"

"All good things must come to an end...unless I use both of my giant-size super-pots."

"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."

Sliding Down the Banister

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

Non-wall St merger: Mom's Home Cooking...Pop's Cafe!

"Mother will never be able to rest on her laurels. If they're green, she'll cook them."

"Mom told me to make my vegetables disapear."

"Forget George, he scarfs down everything in sight. Aunt Rose and Grandma are good for slipping us a slice. Most important, the kids are sloppy. We're bound to find some juicy scraps under their chairs. Stay alert!"

"Mom, Eugene picked all the peanuts off the pizza!"

Ways to Misuse Ventriloquism