Family-life Themes Prints

'It's bring-the-kid-to work day.'

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

"Someday she'll solve the world's problems."

Hungry child

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

'Like death by salad.'

"Well, I'm thinking about boarding school. Though I'm not sure they accept adults."

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

"I don't know, kids. I've been a stay-at-home dad for so long it just sort of... happened."

"Man's best friends."

True confessions.

The No No No's

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

"According to this article, snoring can result in justifiable homicide."

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"I haven't started playing the violin. I hide my vegetables in here!"