Family-life Themes Prints

'It's bring-the-kid-to work day.'

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

Do you mind if we stop calling this a "starter house" now?

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

"Someday she'll solve the world's problems."

Hungry child

"Well, I'm thinking about boarding school. Though I'm not sure they accept adults."

'Like death by salad.'

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

True confessions.

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

The No No No's

"According to this article, snoring can result in justifiable homicide."

"I don't know, kids. I've been a stay-at-home dad for so long it just sort of... happened."

"Man's best friends."