Family Jokes Mugs

"I got a haircut, grandpa, and you got an aircut!"

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

'He has your nose and my ears.'

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

Raised by Dogs

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

'Ever since I've started showing, my husband has affectionately called me 'Three Humps'...'

"Adopted? It's cute how you think we would've picked you."

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

Your Message on Your T-Shirt: 'Do As You Are Told!'

The Family Joules: Part 5

"You're crappin' in the closet again, Claude."

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

Turn off your car stereo before trying to start your kid's car.

MUM! I'll take the dog for a walk!

'I AM a magician! When I wake up granddad from his nap, I turn Gramps into Grumps!'

"Mom! Dad! Do something!"

"At home there's a fish, a cat, a dog, me, and a big sister."

"Get me away from this crazy person..."

"Two boys from legal to see you."

"We've intended to ask you about it for some time, Doctor, but never got around to it."

'I'm doing a school report on 'the aging process,' Dad -- can I interview you?'

"And try not to spill Daddy's Martini, Caleb."

"I'm back. My family didn't want to spend more time with me."

"But you said I should serve our guests the can of peas!"

'For no particular reason I want to know the location of our fire extinguisher.'

'You want to hear me speaking my first word? I don't say anything without my lawyer, mister!'

'His dad was!'

Honey, I'm home. Did you change Kyle's diaper?

"Yeah, he's very like his father isn't he?"

Mummy?!

Great job on the color! Thanks. It looks totally natural. Hi, Twig! Hey. Success! She didn't notice. "Mom dyed her hair with Gatorade."