Family In Real Estate Prints

"As president of the tenants' association, I have to inform you that our list of grievances has been eaten."

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

'Investment charts can be complicated, son, but that usually means, 'bonuses'.'

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

'When training my son, keep him totally ignorant. I'm grooming him to be VP in-charge-of -denials.'

John W. Law., John W. Law Jr., Robert Law, Janet Law, Attorneys at Law

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

If business gets any worse I'll have to start laying off relatives.

'Someday, son, 50 of this will belong to your ex-wife,'

'The bad news is the Big Bad Wolf is coming. The good news is I've got some great rates on Homeowner's Insurance!'

"It's perfect for starting a family."

Pregnancy Test

"Year after year we sit here quietly raising eyebrows, son."

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

"Honestly, all three of them were mistakes."

'Forget my mortgage application, fill this bag with money. I've decided to make a cash offer!'

'What do you mean you don't want to be a model? Just what do you plan to do with the rest of your life?'

'Of course, we're family-owned & operated in India.'

'Someday, son, this will all be yours...to give to the IRS, thanks to the back taxes I owe.'

'Where did we go wrong?'

Mom's The Boss

"I brought you up here today, son, because I wanted you to get a feel for the scope of this damned thing."

"Life’s become pretty easy lately. Perhaps it’s time we shake things up by adding a dependent."

'Someday, Son, all of this will be yo....!'

"This is a family operation, Ben, and we're evicting you from our family."

If business gets any worse, I'll have to start laying off relatives!

"Clean your specs, lady?"

"We don't know the meaning of the word nepotism in my firm. My son over there will back me up on that."

Future Micro MGR.

'Someday, all of this liability exposure will be yours!'

"Oh, great. Humble Beginnings."

'Remember, Junior, in business, you're nobody until somebody loathes you.'