Family In Real Estate Prints

"As president of the tenants' association, I have to inform you that our list of grievances has been eaten."

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

'Investment charts can be complicated, son, but that usually means, 'bonuses'.'

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

'When training my son, keep him totally ignorant. I'm grooming him to be VP in-charge-of -denials.'

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

John W. Law., John W. Law Jr., Robert Law, Janet Law, Attorneys at Law

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.

If business gets any worse I'll have to start laying off relatives.

Tree's Tree Nursery. Get this. Dad is selling those goofy upside-down tomato planters. What idiot would buy them? Thanks! I'll let you know how it works! My idiotic bio teacher.

'Someday, son, 50 of this will belong to your ex-wife,'

'The bad news is the Big Bad Wolf is coming. The good news is I've got some great rates on Homeowner's Insurance!'

"It's perfect for starting a family."

"Honestly, all three of them were mistakes."

"No, Dad. All this belongs to me right now. I acquired it in a hostile takeover."

"Year after year we sit here quietly raising eyebrows, son."

Pregnancy Test

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

'Forget my mortgage application, fill this bag with money. I've decided to make a cash offer!'

'Where did we go wrong?'

'What do you mean you don't want to be a model? Just what do you plan to do with the rest of your life?'

'Of course, we're family-owned & operated in India.'

'Someday, son, this will all be yours...to give to the IRS, thanks to the back taxes I owe.'

"I brought you up here today, son, because I wanted you to get a feel for the scope of this damned thing."

Future Micro MGR.

'Someday, Son, all of this will be yo....!'

"Clean your specs, lady?"

"This is a family operation, Ben, and we're evicting you from our family."

Mom's The Boss

"Life’s become pretty easy lately. Perhaps it’s time we shake things up by adding a dependent."

If business gets any worse, I'll have to start laying off relatives!

"We don't know the meaning of the word nepotism in my firm. My son over there will back me up on that."

'Someday, all of this liability exposure will be yours!'

"Oh, great. Humble Beginnings."