Family Holiday Planners Prints

Children welcome in a hotel (as long as they're grown up).

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Airlines

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

Mr. Punch in Venice

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'

Italia tours

Heading off with a packed bag

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

'This one is a bit different - twelve Indian call centres in eight days.'

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

"I know it’s a challenge, but it needs your input!" "...Your breadth of knowledge of different interest groups, religions...cultures!" "Right, so the staff Christmas meal will be a traditional lacto-vegan one at a Thai restaurant sometime in March?" "Do you think the Pagans will be OK with that?"

Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.

Man on beach realizes laying down flattens his stomach

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

"I'll be there in three 'All Too Well's."

Wizard of Oz - repeat fees

'No, no, no. You guys are way off! This isn't even the cat. You guys are on the dog.'

'We must have everything... this is all that's left!'

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

'Let it go, Amy.'

"We can't go. We don't have enough carbon offset credits to get to the Grand Canyon."

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

"Well, all I know is he left on vacation to unwind... and he never wound-up again!"

'If that's my wife, pencil her in for Boxing Day.'

"What happened to the good old Jewish holidays when all we used to do was eat?"

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'