Family Game Players T-Shirts

"You should wear your glasses, Sven."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

"One of the advantages of working from home is the free tech support."

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Human Behavior Institute. Out Experiencing Lunch.

"Marco ..."

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

"Your mother and I are feeling overwhelmed, so you'll have to bring yourselves up."

Woman with kids at husbands office.

'I'm glad you're able to be with us more, but I'd appreciate it if you'd say you're 'spending time' with us, not 'doing time' with us.'

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

'She speaks 6 languages and can't say 'No' in any of them. . .'

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

'A generous layer of vaseline makes an excellent tickle repellent!'

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

"First break since 2008."

'Save us!'

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

Baby On Boardroom

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

If Dr. Chan has a schoolteacher husband, a diabetic mother-in-law, twins in preschool, and a daughter who stays with her father across town on alternate weekends, and one twin and the daughter have colds, how many free rapid COVID tests are required to alleviate Dr. Chan's breaking-point levels of despair?

Complete the jigsaw puzzle of your life

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

"Where's Waldo? Where's Waldo? Peek-a-boo! There he is!"

"And this little piggy went – whoa! Where is your fifth little piggy?!"

Balancing Family and Work

'Don't worry about gaining weight after the baby - You'll run it off during the toddler years.'