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"Because those aren't the cards I dealt you!"

"My brother went to jail. Then he went on hunger strike."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

scrabble love

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

Playing cards.

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

'Daddy yells, 'I GOT IT I GOT IT' You should have seen how high the ball bounced off Daddy's head'

"The floors are hot lava, but the apartment does come furnished with plenty of pillows."

Biliard Enthusiast

"Before we start, does anyone fancy a bet on the outcome?"

Dog playing snooker/pool.

Jenga!!!

'Sorry, Dad. My offensive lineman says I don't have to go to bed yet.'

'It's only a few minutes before supper, but let's try. One, two, three...'

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

'Relax, he is just playing fetch the stick with the kids.'

Dog fetches dice

After they became friends, Rudolph found out just what reindeer games the reindeer played.

'I think my boss is trying to intimidate me, and I get the feeling that I can forget that promotion and raise I was up for.'

'Unfortunately, I had a heart attack while playing charades.'

Spontaneous Combustion Man - Open with care

"You should wear your glasses, Sven."

'I was never good a this game. The pieces keep slithering away!'