Family Future Fantasizer Mugs

'I was just looking at you and wondering what my grandchildren would look like if you and my daughter started dating again, fell in love, got married and had some!'

The fate of the emigrant

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

"Sure, I'm a successful working bee, but sometimes, I wish I could have a family..."

Three businessmen using a pulley system to change a graph

"What is it? You're not wet or hungry. Mommy's not a mind reader. OK, I am, but I've never been very good at it."

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

People and robots

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'I don't know where to begin in deciding what I want to be when I grow up...I want people to shut and leave me alone, and I need lots of attention, so...'

"'How to Buy Tickets on Bezos' Spaceship so You Can Live to See Your Teens,' by Chloe Butler."

"Have you considered trying for a puppy?"

'In the future, that should produce thousands of PhD theses.'

"Someday our robots will have all our anxieties for us."

Drone Baby Delivery

"Man, how to you guys get that great new flying saucer smell in here?!'

'There is NO way I can perform under that kind of pressure!'

"It's a time machine. I came to show it to you next week but you were busy."

"We can make you more pregnant than you ever though possible."

'One day, after they unfreeze my DNA, this will all be mine again.'

'What worries me is what is going to replace automation.'

"Papi! Papi! I figured it out! I know exactly what I'm gonna be when I grow up!"

"Ever since he saw the new budget he's been obsessing over the numbers."

The year is 2203 and there's finally peace on earth. . . Also everything is underwater.

The passage of time.

'Don't get your hopes up...the future isn't what it used to be!'

"I remember when the Wheel was just in Science Fiction stories..."

Wheel

"How long is it now to your retirement, Potter?"

'I'm sorry, Jerome. Instead of marriage and having kids, I've decided just to have myself cloned.'

"T-minus 1 month and 16 days until we launch a better year!"

"Maybe the fish are all in school today, Dad!"