Family-focused Dreamer Mugs

"I want both of you to go to college and get good jobs. I want you to have all the things I never had! That way, I'll be very comfortable when I move in with you."

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

The fate of the emigrant

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

"Sure, I'm a successful working bee, but sometimes, I wish I could have a family..."

"I hear you may do a baby."

"Tia Carmen, if you had a bucket list, what would you put in it?"

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'I don't know where to begin in deciding what I want to be when I grow up...I want people to shut and leave me alone, and I need lots of attention, so...'

"It seemed a given that my bucket-list should include an actual bucket."

A word from James Cameron. . .

"Anything interesting happen over the weekend, Frank?"

"Have you considered trying for a puppy?"

I’d like to declare my interest. In what? Commitment. Two kids and a dog. Commitment to kids and a dog? And to going for long walks on the beach, to gazing up at the stars, to growing old together … What? I thought you were talking about two kids. That sounds like eight. And why would only tow grow old together? What about the other six? Are you saying they'll grow old at different rates? ... Or are you saying the other six will meet some untimely fate and not grow old at all? Then she asked if

"'How to Buy Tickets on Bezos' Spaceship so You Can Live to See Your Teens,' by Chloe Butler."

'Let me get this clear. You want me to give you paternity leave before the baby is born.'

'In the future, that should produce thousands of PhD theses.'

IVF assessment centre.

On John Lennon: 'WE may say he's a dreamer,...but he's not the only one.'

Minion, I'm ordering you not to talk about alternate histories with the customers. No more "what if feudalism never happened" nonsense. If people start thinking things could've been different, they'll soon start thinking things could've been better. Which could lead to them thinking things can still get better. This "gap between rich and poor" thing is working out in my favor. I don't want your talk of alternate pasts to accidentally create any alternate futures. Very bad man.

"Someday our robots will have all our anxieties for us."

"Man, how to you guys get that great new flying saucer smell in here?!'

'My mom says we're expecting a house guest for 18 years.'

Life-Work Balance.

'There is NO way I can perform under that kind of pressure!'

Ed listens to one too many relaxation CDs...

"It's a time machine. I came to show it to you next week but you were busy."

'Someday, son, all this will be yours...' 'In the meantime...'

"We can make you more pregnant than you ever though possible."

"Please continue as a lab rat, we have five mouths to feed!"

'What worries me is what is going to replace automation.'

'One day, after they unfreeze my DNA, this will all be mine again.'

Proud Mum.

"Papi! Papi! I figured it out! I know exactly what I'm gonna be when I grow up!"

"I'm open to new things."