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Hiding behind mum

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

'We're just like family. Stop mumbling, Cindy. Straighten up, Fred. Get that hair out of your eyes, Janet...'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Balloon Kids

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

Senior Jeopardy!

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

Mother threatening to gag her baby.

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

Young Gums

'You've become like a son to me, Alvin. But the company has strict rules against nepotism, so I have to let you go.'

Mistaken baby ducks.

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

'Don't worry about making your will, Miss Moneybags leave everything to me. . .'

Sermon Applause.

Bouncing baby

"Anything interesting happen over the weekend, Frank?"

It was a good idea to let the kids bring their friends...

Family sitting on sofa.