Family Finance Aficionados Mugs

'I know the bad economy has brought us together as a family, but I wish our kids and grandkids could afford their own place.'

"Yes, we have three children. Their names are time guzzler, career killer, and cost factor."

'The good news is I had a very good year.'

'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."

Is this your idea of a joke, Findlay...?

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

'This graph may need some explaining...'

"Dad, this is Wendy, she's going to re-negotiate my allowance!"

Standard & Poor

Sure, it helps to be a blood-sucking parasite, but that's not all it takes to be a stockbroker...

How many times do I have to tell you. . . you're broke! Broke! Broke!

Lady in Card Shop sees Sympathy Cards section with 'Bear Market', 'Falling Dollar' and 'Inflation' categories.

Businessman with two boxes: 'Nothing Ventured' and 'Nothing Gained'.

Advent Calender.

"I think you should provide a 401(k) with my allowance."

"I have this relationship with money, it's complicated."

"It covers up all the debt."

"Our little girl has blossomed into quite the little complainer."

Bertha's: A bank that's more than a bank. It's also an insurance broker and a beauty parlor.

'Well I think everything is in order, congratulations on your new home!'

"Now, Mr. Lindsay. About this non-profit organization you head."

'I used to chase cars. Now I chase yield.'

'My parents are out bonding at an annuities seminar. Would you like to leave a message?'

Absolutely No Credit

'I'm about to say my prayers, Dad. Do you want more pocket money too?'

"I'm so tired: Joey was tossing and turning in his sleep the whole night and kept waking me up..."

"You've been a very bad man and we like that. So now, we're going to send you to London."

Today's Banking Industry: "We're too big to regulate!"

Don't be too mad baby... I got a great mortgage deal!

'You must know my kids...they spend like there's no tomorrow.'

Security/Savings

Little Investment on the Praire

Merchant Bankers - Patience is a virtue, anyone displaying it will be dismissed

'Come on fellas! I was just kidding about the 'pay their fair share' stuff!'

'With so little being done, we're out to collect money to reduce the deficit...'