Family Finance Aficionados Mugs

'I know the bad economy has brought us together as a family, but I wish our kids and grandkids could afford their own place.'

"Yes, we have three children. Their names are time guzzler, career killer, and cost factor."

'The good news is I had a very good year.'

'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."

Is this your idea of a joke, Findlay...?

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

"Dad, this is Wendy, she's going to re-negotiate my allowance!"

Standard & Poor

'This graph may need some explaining...'

Sure, it helps to be a blood-sucking parasite, but that's not all it takes to be a stockbroker...

How many times do I have to tell you. . . you're broke! Broke! Broke!

"I wrote a letter to the Wall Street Journal saying the term 'Bear Market' makes me look like a loser, but they didn't print it."

Lady in Card Shop sees Sympathy Cards section with 'Bear Market', 'Falling Dollar' and 'Inflation' categories.

Businessman with two boxes: 'Nothing Ventured' and 'Nothing Gained'.

Advent Calender.

"I have this relationship with money, it's complicated."

"I think you should provide a 401(k) with my allowance."

"It covers up all the debt."

"Our little girl has blossomed into quite the little complainer."

Bertha's: A bank that's more than a bank. It's also an insurance broker and a beauty parlor.

'Well I think everything is in order, congratulations on your new home!'

'I used to chase cars. Now I chase yield.'

'My parents are out bonding at an annuities seminar. Would you like to leave a message?'

'I'm beginning to see some change in you.'

"Now, Mr. Lindsay. About this non-profit organization you head."

Security/Savings

'You must know my kids...they spend like there's no tomorrow.'

"You've been a very bad man and we like that. So now, we're going to send you to London."

Today's Banking Industry: "We're too big to regulate!"

Absolutely No Credit

"I'm so tired: Joey was tossing and turning in his sleep the whole night and kept waking me up..."

'I'm about to say my prayers, Dad. Do you want more pocket money too?'

Don't be too mad baby... I got a great mortgage deal!

Little Investment on the Praire

Merchant Bankers - Patience is a virtue, anyone displaying it will be dismissed