Family Fashion Critics T-Shirts

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"They grow up so fast."

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

"We have the exact same taste."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

"That shirt is so last year."

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

Non-Uniform Day Today.

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

'If he hasn't got a name yet, how do we know he's ours?'

"I hope he's wearing pants."

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

"You're wearing too much rouge."

Bluewater security man stopping baby with hood.

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

"I see we're split between those who like my new tie, and those who welcome unemployment."

"No, those people aren't anorexic. Those people are starving."

"Do these puffy pants make me look less tyrannical?"

'That guy is SO tacky.'

'He doesn't seem to like my haircut.'

"I'm sick and tired of black."

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

"They put nipples on the mannequins so you'll look at the stupid sweaters. Duh!"

'Dude, you like, need to get your wallet chain in check!'

A man with a pocket handkerchief encounters a kangaroo with a pocket handkerchief.

The Ravages of Time: Marky Mark, circa 2043

'Hold my purse. I'm going in only to complain.'

'Sure it looks bad now, but try to imagine it with the right shoes.'

"And then she said, 'You're wearing that to the psychiatrist?'"