Family Fashion Critics T-Shirts

Three-way mirror

"They grow up so fast."

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

"We have the exact same taste."

"That shirt is so last year."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

Non-Uniform Day Today.

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

"I hope he's wearing pants."

'If he hasn't got a name yet, how do we know he's ours?'

"You're wearing too much rouge."

Bluewater security man stopping baby with hood.

"I see we're split between those who like my new tie, and those who welcome unemployment."

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

"No, those people aren't anorexic. Those people are starving."

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

The Ravages of Time: Marky Mark, circa 2043

A man with a pocket handkerchief encounters a kangaroo with a pocket handkerchief.

'He doesn't seem to like my haircut.'

'Hold my purse. I'm going in only to complain.'

'That guy is SO tacky.'

"They put nipples on the mannequins so you'll look at the stupid sweaters. Duh!"

'Dude, you like, need to get your wallet chain in check!'

'Sure it looks bad now, but try to imagine it with the right shoes.'

"I see he finally got rid of that idiotic comb-over."

"And then she said, 'You're wearing that to the psychiatrist?'"