Family Decision-making Enthusiast Prints

"Well, we all vote on what's best for the family...and then we do exactly what our leader says."

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

I love my family!

"Listen. Nobody's cuter than anyone else! You're all equally cute!"

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

"I'm an oldest child trapped in the body of a middle child."

It's a Boy

Mother's Love

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

"Mum, Dad, I think I might be bipedal."

'Hi, I'm Bob and I'll be your waiter ... and this is my wife, Susan, and her two children from a former marriage, Jimmy and Cindy.'

'I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart.'

'I'm very confused. I never had a father. I was raised by two mummies.'

"She bathes him. She feeds him. She burps him. Mother's a real micromanager."

'It's funny really - when your father's home he hardly ever says a word!'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk - it's hard to believe we're related.'

'They're a very successful family.'

"Some day you'll look back at this and remember me as the person who taught you to fear water."

"Do let me know if I'm getting in the way, won't you?"

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

"Yes, "breeding like rabbits" is often used in a pejorative sense. The truth is, we don't care as we love having kids..."

"Oh, you silly girl, you! Don't tell me you brought home another husband."

"It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother."

'Who says women don't like chase scenes?'

Black and white penguins with gray and black and white child.

"Mom, are you going to properly vet the baby before you bring her home from the hospital?"

"It's easy to understand the theory of evolution when you have a brother!"

"We're looking forward to this little bundle of joy bringing out the worst in each of us."

Fork in the trail.