Family Day Out Fan Mugs

Little boy feeds fish away from fisherman.

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

At the market

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

"What did Jesus order?"

"And this little piggy went – whoa! Where is your fifth little piggy?!"

'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'

"'Course I've seen one before...but never one that ate peanuts!"

"Greta, look! The first dysfunctional family of winter!"

"She said it has a blistering fervency that reminds her of a slide."

'One chatterbox, a natter natter and two shhhhh's please.'

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

Sliding Down the Banister

Holiday Travel.

'Can you read this one for me? I have a book report on it tomorrow.'

"Are there sharks in the water?"

'Look, mom! They ran out of trick or treat candy, so they gave us these kittens!'

She didn't know when her baby climbed onto the prize pile, but she could never turn her back on the international Carny code of law.

"These are wonderful, precious years before he learns that he's benefitting from institutional racism."

'What luck, Mom! There's no line over at the Super-Lippty-Comet Coaster that's even bigger than this one.'

'No, we are not going on an extreme picnic.'

"Oh, come on! I've told you, I'm not your 'imaginary friend.' I'm your father."

Zoo ice cream stands

Switchback Playground.

'Has he been out with your mother by any chance?'

"When the new employment laws come in parenting is going to be a whole lot easier...."

It's great to get away from it all, except for the crowds.

A Family Out For A Walk In The Country.

'Is this what they call 'quality time', Dad?'

'Hey, wait a minute!'

'Our kids come here for the food, for my husband, it's the crayons.'

Freak Family.