Family Cook Prints

"Willard! About your mother's biscuits and coleslaw! Shut up about your mother's biscuits! And shut up about your mother's coleslaw!"

'That's not very motherly.'

'My Mum's the best cook. She makes a lasagne with spinach and broccoli and it tastes great!'

'The children and I don't mind going on a diet, dear, but do you have to refer to it as the thinning of the herd?'

"And thank you for the hamburgers from Gordo's."

"I'm afraid you'll have to take it up with 'Mom'."

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

Lady of the Cake.

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

Domestic Goddess.

"You do like octopus?"

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

'Like death by salad.'

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

'Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!'

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

How to Deal With Leftover Turkey

Is that pancake ready yet?

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

Lockdown casserole

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

Baking