Family Connections Prints

It is nice to connect with family from other planets

"Your look of total bewilderment - does it run in the family?"

Twig's slacking off. She's busy daydreaming about Ryan Beardsley. Tree's Nursery. I can't get her to help customers. Let me try. (Whispering). He's Ryan Beardsley's father.

'But it's career day... I'm supposed to take him to work.'

'Get a new hair-do, join a health club, call your mother...'

"Hi, Grandma! I wish I could give your a real hug but this is the best I can do..."

Separation During the Pandemic

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

Licensed Therapist

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

"I didn't spark joy."

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

Cardiac Recovery.

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

"Your mother called to remind you to diversify."

Very Difficult Conversations

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

"Little help?"

Dancing Doctor

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

Swinging

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

No caption (In the first frame a dog rides in a car with his head hanging out the window. The dog is smiling. In the next three frames the view gets progressively closer to his ear, until on the fourth frame a closeup is shown of a flea on the dogs ear. He too, is smiling).

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"