Family Communicator Mugs

'I speak six languages fluently but I don't understand my teenager daughter.'

"Grandpa's not tech savvy. If I want to unfriend someone, I say, 'I don't like you anymore' to their face."

Girl not understanding parents and grandma, due to cell phone breaking up, not understanding them either.

'You said you wanted to talk to me about sex, Dad - what actually do you want to know?'

"I've been listening to your podcast. And though I agree with your opinion on deforestation and global warming, I strongly disagree with your claim that I overcook my pasta."

"I'll just text the children upstairs that dinner is ready."

"I'm going to need more minutes. I'm texting for two now!"

Communication between children and parents

'Now you call? Now that fierce competition has reduced long-distance to little more than a cheap, unprofitable commodity. Now you call your mother?'

"Hello mother. . ."

"Just go over there already."

"Dude, I did enough talking with my dad today to last for a week!"

"My son finally called me. But it was a pocket dialing."

"Why don't you contact your mother on her birthday?"

A family with mustaches talking on their cellphones.

'I can't seem to connect with my son... He keeps ducking.'

'He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites.

'Does Mom know about this stuff?'

"Mom's breaking up. We'll have to walk to the next room to talk to her."

'I would like to have a little talk with both of you!'

"Moses, it's your mother. It's the only way I could get hold of you. You never call."

"His name is James Tom Dave Jon Lee Robert Glenn Joseph Tony Sam Barnes. We didn't want to hurt any relatives' feelings by not naming him after them."

"It's from the children. They'd like us to let them in."

"You'll hear from my lawyer."

"Go ask your mother ... and I'll tell you why she's wrong."

'I couldn't practice last night on account of my Dad's head was gonna' explode.'

"When I grow up, I want to impeach a president."

"Someday, my dimwitted son, all this will belong to your sister."

Teacher removes 'School Paper' sign and replaces it with 'School Blog' sign.

'I'm NOT being a tattle-tale! -- I'm being a reliable source!'

'There's so little understanding. Why can't we all just get along?' 'Get a long what?'

"That's in case Mum skypes me."

Man with sticker on back reading 'Wife's point of view on board'

"Dear Grandma, Mom told me I should write you a letter cause you don’t have a computer or cel phone like regular people. Dad said, Old people like getting letters in the mail. All this is making me so sad. Thanks a lot Grandma! I miss you. ❤️ Sofi"

"I'm sorry madam but we don't make them go missing."