Family Comic Lover Mugs

'I'm going to need an increase in pocket money to pay for what I've just broken.'

Son! It's time for you to become a man and take on manly responsibilities. Wow! I'm honored, but I don't want to usurp your inspirational leadership. Nice try.

No, I'm not going to cut the crust off of it for you.

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

International Women's Day

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

Moses separating his Laundry.

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

No-Work Orange

"We're keeping you overnight because the nurses love you!"

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"Have you been playing dice?"

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Early photobombing

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

The Food Chain

Window Treatment

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

This condition could be hereditary - does stupidity run in your family?

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Suffering from Cooties?

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"So what makes you think you're qualified for this job?"

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."