Family Comedy Enjoyer Mugs

"Travel restrictions prevented his mum from visiting us and telling me all the things I do wrong....who knew covid had an upside?"

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

Suffering from Cooties?

'Thank goodness you were wrong mom, dad says a period is what comes at the end of a sentence.'

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

My 5-year-old nephew cut his hair! His mom was so upset until she thought: 'Wait a minute! I just saved 12 bucks!'

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

"After I fix your laptop, can I have a bedtime story?"

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

"You're crappin' in the closet again, Claude."

'It was romantic before we had kids. Build some stairs.'

Alberich steals the gold

"Good news. It wasn't a toxic chemical leak. It was an old pizza in your kid's room."

Lion Tamers School - Lion licking his lips examiner marking a fail

"I told my mom either the sitter goes, or I go!"

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

'I'm doing a school report on 'the aging process,' Dad -- can I interview you?'

"We're going to pay for your obedience school but after that you're on your own."

"We've intended to ask you about it for some time, Doctor, but never got around to it."

"I'm back. My family didn't want to spend more time with me."

'He didn't learn that from me!'

"Young man, you go march your butt right back up those stairs and don't come down until you've made yourself look presentable!"

"Remember this about new babysitters - making rules and enforcing them are two different things.".

"Mom, when the baby's born, can I have the bubble wrap it's shipped in?"

'I want you to bring me one.'

'I'm going to bed...whatever...'

'His dad was!'

Mummy?!

"Okay, just one story. Once upon a time, there was a naughty little boy who wouldn't go to sleep."

'Jimmie, run and tell your dad the tractor is flooded.'