Family Chef In Disguise Pillows

"Of course there will be enough dinner for you Mother."

'Like death by salad.'

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

Halloween may be a little different this year.

'Giles is a surgeon who likes to bring his work home with him.'

Quartet of chefs.

Cook in the cookery section.

"Ah! The Amazing Mommy and her tray of condiments!"

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'

I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.

'What do you mean, you can't get it to light?'

"We didn't have any whipped cream, so I used foaming hand soap."

A man flips a pancake onto a child's head

"Who wants to help Grandma make her famous gingerbread man cookies? You kids get the flour, eggs, and sugar, and I'll get the protoplasm and epithelial tissue."

Making Christmas Pudding.

'I'm in the mood to cook!'

"So...that's B11, C8, F5, and A3?"

"Come on, honey, try just one Goliath pea. It's organic, locally grown, and GMO free."

"Everything I needed to know I learned from my mother - but I usually follow up with a YouTube video for verification purposes."

"We merged to save through volume buying."

"Do you like eye of newt in your Mac 'n' Cheese?"

"Mmm....say, cookie! What's this garbage you're feeding us?"

Mum's Baking is best!

'It's her signature dish.'

"Mum, the milk's trying to escape!"

"Mom, vegetables may help me grow and give me energy, but what if I want to be short and underachieving?"

'Home-made pie will be quick, I only live 10 minutes from here.'

Witches in kitchen, sign for man says 'Your dinner's in the coven'.

'No pudding until you finish your oxtail soup!'

'Chefs, the secret ingredient for tonight's competition is - wing of bat!'

"You don't use a cookbook, Tia Carmen?"

"When you came down for a snack last night, did you see a plate of dog food in here?"

'No wonder somebody caught it, it's legs are tied.'

'Tomato Surprise. Bean Surprise. Carrot Surprise. Why are you always so surprised when my garden produces?'

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