Family Car Aficionado Mugs

"It's not so much a minivan as it is a hearse for our youth."

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"Why do they do that?"

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

"I need to tinkle."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

Dog Park

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Sailor in Car.

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Under pressure.

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Deflator mouse

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

Useless add-ons.

"What old school? This is my life."

Motor Tourism

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."