Family Businesses Mugs

'Your father just needs the will to live-tell him you're ready to take over the family business.'

'Someday, Son, this will all be your problem.'

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"Someday, son, all this will be your fault."

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

"What does your father do for a living?"

'Shhhh. Fido inherited seventy percent of this company.'

'Investment charts can be complicated, son, but that usually means, 'bonuses'.'

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

'When training my son, keep him totally ignorant. I'm grooming him to be VP in-charge-of -denials.'

"And this is my junior partner, my son, Ira."

John W. Law., John W. Law Jr., Robert Law, Janet Law, Attorneys at Law

'In the interest of spending more time with my children, I've put Bobby and Emily in charge of corporate strategy.'

'Don't worry, Dad. I'm going to turn this company around 360 degrees!'

If business gets any worse I'll have to start laying off relatives.

'I'm going to teach you the value of a dollar invested.'

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

"You work for the family business, and I am your father, not the patriarchal oppressor..."

'Someday, son, 50 of this will belong to your ex-wife,'

"Ma didn't want to leave out anyone."

"Year after year we sit here quietly raising eyebrows, son."

'Someday, son...all this will be Mine.'

It's not a figure of speech - this is the corporate ladder.

"...and remember son. Don't let anybody push you around!"

'Of course, we're family-owned & operated in India.'

'What do you mean you don't want to be a model? Just what do you plan to do with the rest of your life?'

'Where did we go wrong?'

'My son decided to join the firm. You have six months to shape him into executive timber.'

'It's a terrific family business: We have about 53 staff-members...'

'There's no need for you to state your opinion, son. Just lipsynching mine will do fine.'

'Someday, Son, all of this will be yo....!'

"This is a family operation, Ben, and we're evicting you from our family."

Future Micro MGR.

"Clean your specs, lady?"