Family Bonding Events Prints

Your showers are breaking us. Between the cost of water, the gas to heat the water, and all your towels, you might as well go to a spa. Do you have any suggestions? Give me a minute. Emily? Want to come to the spa with me?

Tartine

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

The Zoo.

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

'Ahhh...'

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

Haircuts

Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!

Christmas Tree

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

"Hi-yah!"

Wedding Day Itinerary.

True confessions.

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

"Ours is not a creative clan."

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."