Family Bonding Advocates Prints

If 3am is the only time everyone's home for a family dinner, then 3am is when we're having our @# family dinner.

"Dad, sparklers are for kids!"

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!

A child interrupting family prayers

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

Yoga with Baby

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

"I consider every member of our family to be like family."

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

'OK. Lose weight, stop smoking, get fit, get a better job, spend more time with the kids, cut back on the booze, be better with money and buy a speed boat.'

"Today, son, you are a man."

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

First Steps

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

'If I want to live happily ever after, grandma, do I have to marry a princess?'

"I'm with grandad now - yeah, he's fighting fit."

"Here's a buck, kid... Don't tell your mom I snuck out of my retirement home!"

'If you're happy to demand feed we'll get along just fine.'

Psychiatrist to man dressed in baseball jersey: 'You've never gotten over the fact your father wouldn't play catch with you?'

'I know I'm your father, but I'm also your attorney and these father-son talks are considered billable hours.'

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

"I don't know what they do with it, son. I just harvest the data."

Family Feeling

"With great power comes zero responsibility."

"So, Jenny in accounting needs all reimbursement forms backdated to the first of the month, but Dave in HR said she's just doing that to create busy work for everyone."

'I told Dad you painted his car!'

"Next to my two years in the Marines, you're the best thing I've ever done."

'You brought me a drink last night Dad.I reckon it's MY round tonight!'

"Hey, dad! How about I find a video game of this we can play together?"

'Yes, there are a lot of stars, Son. Not as many as there are California Chardonnays, but a lot, just the same.'

'We couldn't afford school pictures this year so Timmy is doing the family portraits.'

'Hey Mom,you won't believe it but Dad caught a boot this big.'