Family Anniversary T-Shirts

Mother's Love

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

Shepherd and eurydice

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

Tartine

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

Playing Fetch.

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

You're my Mona Lisa.

'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

Killer Executive Suits.

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

LAY ZEE FUK

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Sloaney Pony.

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Demure lady with gloves

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.