Fall Trends Mugs

PUMPKIN SPICE toe tag

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Snow flake

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Keeping warm.

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

"Absolutely not!"

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

A Macaroni in 1772

The Last Leaf

The Pill-of-the-Month Club!

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

"Harold, you've changed."

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"That shirt is so last year."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

"Everybody should live in a market economy. It's terrific."

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

"There are days when I wish we'd never agreed to him changing his spots"

Two Eggs Any Style

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

Bee to bee: 'We used buzzwords before they were trendy.'