Falconry Fanatic Prints

Falconry

Sparrow of Prey

The Fourth Little Pig

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

The tooth fairy.

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

Fighter Jet Sneeze

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

'Can our software do that?'

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Lady of the bath...

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

ET Mishap

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

Boy and Bear and Monster

Newt sale

"What the hell took so long?"

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"Where the wild things were."

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.