Fake News Fighters Prints

"I'll have an extra large conspiracy burger with anti-semitism, plenty of racism, stupidity and a load of crap."

Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media

"I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press." "Whatever, geek-boy." "You're now the world's foremost authority on Turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays." "No one'll believe that." "Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for Turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan." "There is no 'Crushistan.'" "I've written a Wikipedia entry for C

BREAKING FAKE NEWS

Big finger print trying to forge a cheque but he can't.

'Those viewers who disagree with our editorial on TV violence has better keep their big mouths shut!'

'You realize, of course, that that's the fifth 25 stake we've now sold in our entertainment division.'

Wikileaks

Bernard Madoff's House Arrest.

Fake News, 50 cents.

Your country needs YOUR personal data!

"As your cell bitch, I imagine my Sarbanes-Oxley expertise should come in quite handy."

'It says here that machine learning finds fake news with 88% accuracy. I think from now on I really need to edit my reports before I turn them in.'

"I think it's just human nature to set up a private special purpose business entity to conceal balance sheet transaction in order to maximize an earnings forecast."

"Four Nazis beat up and rape a black girl? Delete it and ban the girl for nudity!"

Fraud Squad

I Can't Believe It's Not Fake News

'It's the paperwork you need to fill out to show that we're focussing on patients needs.'

'Sorry son, I spent all your inheritence fighting inheritence tax.'

Banned Books

Bob takes care of this monster-under-the-bed business once and for all.

'Loose zips cause trips, Robert.'

"Animals can't speak and they certainly don't wear clothes! Damn fake news!"

Covid and Twitter

'Why the seat belt.' Restraining patient.

A thanksgiving dinner in a boxing ring

'Gesundheit, , , what's wrong need a kleenex or something'

This just in: A deadly new disease called "turkey leprosy" is threatening to ruin this year's holiday season. Symptoms include numbness in the feet, muscle weakness after working out, and potentially disfiguring dandruff. Sadie M. Cohen, the worlds foremost expert on turkey leprosy, issues the following statement from her front lawn. "You are all ignoramuses. There will be no further comment." What did she mean by that, Harvey? Good question. Let's discuss that for a few days.

'Who do you think you're kidding? -- There's no such thing as a 'triploon'!'

A man gets attacked by his credit report.

The War on Handbills, Continued

Murder of Journalists

Crying Babushka with a Pussy Riot logo.

"Political humour on the internet is funny. . . da?"

"Actually you can't say political correctness gone 'mad'."