Fake News Detector Pillows

"I read that drinking beer can cure cancer and bring world peace."

Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media

"The news is so fake, the ads are beginning to look honest."

"I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press." "Whatever, geek-boy." "You're now the world's foremost authority on Turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays." "No one'll believe that." "Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for Turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan." "There is no 'Crushistan.'" "I've written a Wikipedia entry for C

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

'If I've learned anything, it's believe half of what's in the newspapers, and even less of what's in your e-mail.'

"He really hates all the fake news!!"

The Expert

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

BREAKING FAKE NEWS

"If the headline screams catastrophe, but nobody cares to read it, does it still make a sound?"

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

Rumours Online

'Nothing's happened today-read it dead slowly.'

Two computers, smaller one labeled DATA, the larger one, HYPE

'It's our latest line-suits for t.v announcers'

Nearly a third of the earth's life-forms have gone extinct. Cut! Stop with all the facts. This is debate club! But we're using a cable tv talk show format! What should I say? Unsupported opinions

'You're so illogical. I can never win an argument with you.'

Conspiracy theories

Fake News, 50 cents.

Russian war crimes

Incredible

"We will demonstrate that climate change denial blogs cause further global warming."

Fake News for Fake People

Filmed in Supermarionation

Superstition City

"Since I no longer trust the media. I get all my news from hysterical people on the street."

'It says here that most people believe what they read in the papers.'

'Hey, that line's moving a lot faster!'

'We ran a full DNA test, STR and Mitochondrial analysis... and Bob here 'Googled' it just to make sure.'

"I've been expecting this...FAKE WEATHER!"

'It says here that machine learning finds fake news with 88% accuracy. I think from now on I really need to edit my reports before I turn them in.'

"I'm actually looking forward to age-related hearing loss."

"Do you have a few unsubstantiated claims I can borrow?"

The Good News, the Media Nothwithstanding