Faithful Tweeter Prints

Follow God On Twitter

"The good book says to tweet others as you would want to be tweeted."

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"In the same of the phone, the tablet, and the desktop computer."

"He has the tweeting skills of a man twice his age."

"Oh, say you can't see, any conflicts of interest in me! What's good for my brand, is now the law of the land! And the crooked media's nasty glare, my killer tweets bursting in air... Gave proof to the news cycle, that I'm so awesome it's almost unfair!..

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

'No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting.'

'For your penance, download five 'Hail marys' and ten 'Our fathers'.'

The church of our lady of wall street.

'We beseech thee oh Lord, tweet us they word.'

'Look, Brother Timothy - a sign from God!'

'To everything there is a season; a time to cut, and a time to paste...'

'I'm sorry but you obviously don't believe in God because you didn't forward the religious emails to 10 or more people in your address book.'

"We have a new app that does sin to atonement conversion."

Jesus sends the demons into the herd of pigs who jump into the lake, thus performing the miracle of turning water into "swine".

Vicar carrying a games console called a 'PrayStation 3'.

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"Lord, if my prayers are pleasing to Thee, please confirm by fax."

'It appears your son has a tweeting disorder'

'This is God I Missed you in church last Sunday.'

'Sorry we couldn't make the service but we enjoyed your inspirational twitter,'

'You don't have to worry about using up your minutes.'

'Answer me! It's your mother! Don't give me that vow of silence!'

'...and you can read the rest of it on my blog.'

Peter denies Jesus three times.

'He googles you. That's how God knows everything about you.'

King Trump on his Twitter Throne

Birds Tweet and Retweet.

"The definition of insanity is Tweeting the same thing over and overs and expecting different results."

"Are these microphones, O Lord, on?"

"Are our prayers answered whether we have an iphone or an android?"

Noughts and crosses.

'I'll be brief today since my Powerpoint isn't working.'