Faithful Tweeter Prints

Follow God On Twitter

"The good book says to tweet others as you would want to be tweeted."

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"In the same of the phone, the tablet, and the desktop computer."

"He has the tweeting skills of a man twice his age."

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

'No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting.'

'For your penance, download five 'Hail marys' and ten 'Our fathers'.'

The church of our lady of wall street.

'Look, Brother Timothy - a sign from God!'

'We beseech thee oh Lord, tweet us they word.'

'To everything there is a season; a time to cut, and a time to paste...'

"We have a new app that does sin to atonement conversion."

"Lord, if my prayers are pleasing to Thee, please confirm by fax."

Vicar carrying a games console called a 'PrayStation 3'.

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'This is God I Missed you in church last Sunday.'

'You don't have to worry about using up your minutes.'

'Answer me! It's your mother! Don't give me that vow of silence!'

'...and you can read the rest of it on my blog.'

Birds Tweet and Retweet.

"The definition of insanity is Tweeting the same thing over and overs and expecting different results."

Church sign: Now With WiFi.

"Are our prayers answered whether we have an iphone or an android?"

Noughts and crosses.

"You think you're addicted to Twitter? I'm sorry, I don't follow you."

"But I wasn't texting officer. I was tweeting."