Faithful Giver Prints

"Giving is down at the church, so we are charging an entrance fee."

Priest

'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'

Christian and Born again Christian...

"I've accepted him as my personal trainer."

Kid praying: 'If it's okay with you, don't record this one.'

"My fellow mantises...I can barely believe this, but it has come to my attention that there is a lack of prayer in this church!"

Couple beyond prayer - need divine intervention.

"So join me in prayer for those who are damned if they do and damned if they don't..."

"Well, he loves people, the birds that fly, the fish that swim, and all the creatures of the forest."

Men's Prayer Group.

Vicar prays for money for church repairs.

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

'I really do feel empowered. I should've joined a gang years ago.'

'It's an innovative way to boost attendance.'

'I invited God to be one of my friends on Facebook and he's turned me down!'

Woman carrying a love heart

Words falling out of bible.

"It's amazing how far you can go with a positive attitude."

Harvey before and after.

The Good Samaritan.

The Poor Man Donating Love to the Rich

Can you guess what it is yet?

"It's the quarantine cloud."

'I'm going to check with my pastor to see what the Bible says about this operation.'

"Highlighting your Bible doesn't make you more spiritual than anyone else."

'I thought about leaving once, but I couldn't quit the habit.'

Faithbook

'Perhaps you need a more reverent prayer than, 'Come on, God, help me out.'

'How can you be so cheap?'

Share your blessings - give to Toys for Tots, Salvation Army, Food Shelves.

"Trickle Down" Begins At Home

Blood Donor

"I just friended God!"

"But Wendy could serve the Lord. She'll keep the cats out."