Faithful Futurists Prints

"And do please remember to visit our online confession service."

"For your penance, text me 400 Hail Marys."

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

"You may now kiss the bride."

'Take us to your crash test facilities. We're here to liberate our compatriots!'

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

"Do you believe the world is all an illusion?" "I know it is. I know it can be bent by our collective will. When I was born, there were horses and buggies in the streets. But as soon as we all believed we could do it, we went to the moon." "Oh, I agree. That's why I'm trying to get the whole internet to retweet 'It's possible to upload our minds into immortal robot bodies.' If the entire hive mind of Earth tweets that at the same time, it's got to come true." "I hope not. I'd hate for you to end

'What do you mean, you want a coffee break?!'

"My self-driving car is wintering in Florida."

Take me to your leader. . .

"What, another live person?! Listen, do you have any computers over there I can speak with?"

'Boss, there's union guys out there organizing the robots.'

"When they said I'd been replaced by A.I. I'd imagined something more SOPHISTICATED!"

'Of course he reminds you of yourself at his age -- he's your clone.'

'What's the use? Everyone has his own PC future-probability program these days.'

'This creature is supposed to have existed when the Earth was cooler, but so far no archaeological evidence has been found.'

"It's really hard to make any plans. By the time we grow up there will be all new jobs that nobody's ever heard of!"

"A few centuries ago, there was a very primitive system for data transmission: it was called Synapse.

robot in car

The nurse of the future

Priest's computer screen reads: 'e-confession. Please type 10 Hail Marys ... and no cut'n'paste ...'

"Bad Dog!"

Philip Kindred Dick

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In the Year 2525

'I really don't think you've evolved enough for nuclear fusion... How about the wheel, instead?'

'I think they've taken stealth technology as far as it can go.'

Astronaut regarded as an alien on another planet.

'I suppose that it was inevitable.'

"So I take it that having your head cryogenically frozen accounts for the thirty-five year gap in employment?"

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