Faithful Friyay Celebrator Pillows

"T.G.I.F."

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

Monk on the beach

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

"Don't even think about it."

Passover Plague

'What does Easter mean to you?'

Dog with balloon, y-fronts, and party hat

'Where were you on the night of October 31st?'

'Tell me, Sadie -just how many times is it now that we have been gathered here today?'

"It's Friday and the boss put 3 sugars in his coffee! It's going to be a good day."

''Fasting' doesn't mean eating fast food!'

"The Kitmans in 12-B. Tell them Elijah is here for the Seder."

"Get that new hat you wanted, Martha! Punxsutawney Phil says we have six more weeks!"

"Ah! What a glorious day to be dead!"

'New Year's Eve is definitely a time for reflection...and it's usually my face in the punch bowl.'

Slippery underfoot

Rabbit With Flower.

New year resolutions.

'That's not very motherly.'

Easter chocolate

Chewing on Happy Birthday letters.

The Olympic Torch.

"It's exactly 20 days until Christmas Eve...yet, I feel no anticipation, apprehension, earnestness or impatience. Only pure joy!"

"Some cruise! It rained for the entire trip!"

Nativity

'No wine, but tidings of great joy.'

"It's C-A-R-P festival."

"I can't go on, old man - it's my damned hay fever again..."

Seder in the Age of Corona Virus

'You know Yom Kippur is a time for understanding and forgiveness.'

"It sure feels good to get the gang together."

'Do you remember when all we got was an orange and a biscuit?'