Faithful Fashionista Prints

Apostle shopping at 'Aeroapostle' Store.

"Usually we wouldn't let you in the sanctuary dressed in robe and sandals, but seeing as you are Jesus we will make an exception..."

We're from the bible belt

'I think I've now earned the right to wear God on my sleeve.'

"I don't think God even cared that I had on two different colored socks!"

"We're trying to decide which new church to join. So tell me, do you wear boxers or briefs?"

'The shroud of Turin, I love God'

Skullcap Area and Hard Hat Area.

'Sister Margaret? -- when did YOU quit the habit?'

'No way you're getting in here with THAT mustache!'

'The new recruits don't seem to have the same gravitas for the calling.'

'I don't want to wear that, Mom!'

Holier Than Thou

"Does this say 'Our Saviour', to you?"

"I made a video of your water baptism..."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"Nice haircut."

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

"I don't think anyone will notice your ninty seven pound lime green lycra swimming trunks Terry."

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

A woman in prayer

Bernice Mountain Dog

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

SERMONS 'R' US - everything for the clergy.

"Does this make me think I look good?"

"Am I passionate about fashion? Yep, I guess you could say I'm fashionate."

"I'll take new members any way I can get them."

When the traditional and contemporary services overlap.

Naked Furniture

The girl with the sensible shoes.

"O.K., now I need a few shots of you looking concerned about the planet."

Crocodile Shoes

"Remember, you're selling home appliances, so look more ... dishwashery."