Faithful Connectors Prints

'We're gonna skip the theatrics today and get right into the Word ...'

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"

The Card Flinger

'And now, concerning the special collection...'

The mobile -priest was keen to use modern technology to 'keep in touch' with his parishioners!

Monks play conkers with crucifix

The church of our lady of wall street.

'Thanks for the order, Mr Barnes and I want you to think of me as your friend.'

Man prays: 'Lord help me to be humble, and I want that by 10am Monday.'

Arrow Church

Man and woman meet in bar, in strained poses. He says: 'Now we've met, can we drop the Myspace poses?'

Testing the water temperature in the font.

'Oh, oh! They're going to give it to us with both barrels!'

'There's someone here I'd like you to meet. He's very well-connected.'

Put it in writing!

"And a source said let there be light."

"I didn't say, 'Abandon sheep'."

"I know it's a really big church, but Goliath was the bad one."

Submarine Sees Jesus Walking on Water

God's lil' fix-it shop.

Power and the Glory tools

'I'm sorry but you obviously don't believe in God because you didn't forward the religious emails to 10 or more people in your address book.'

"Yes, this is Mr. Kalen in Room 1510 – would you send up an Android version of the Gideon Bible?"

"Having received your offer of friendship, and after due consideration and given the fact that I don't know you from a bar of soap, I must inform you that I will be declining your request."

"J is the reason for the season."

'Well, he's back from tech support.'

Prophets are up.

'www.johnlint.com. Pleased to meet you.'

'...But in case God misses something...'

"And now a reading from the catalogs of Saint Paul."

'I used to think I couldn't serve both God and Mammon, and then I discovered multitasking!'

Our grandfathers called it the Sabbath, our fathers called it Sunday... And we call it the weekend.

'It's not who you know, it's who knows you.'

"But if You create them in Your image, how will they tell each other apart?"