Faithful Collector Prints

Authentic signed Holy Grail

Cardinal making bid for painting at auction with roman numerals

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

The original paperless office

Early Colour TV

Letter Collecting Nerd

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

Pre-Television Man Caves

Ancient Egyptian treasures 3000-900 BC Medieval paintings and sculpture 950-1500 New-in-box Star Wars action figures 1977-1985

JET (Part I)

Posh Easter Egg

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

"Haven't you a small one that would fit into a soldier's pack?"

"Personally, I'd recommend something a little less formal for being run out of town."

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

SERMONS 'R' US - everything for the clergy.

"Perhaps you're right. Maybe we should upgrade our computer system."

Abandoned Vehicles Along The Information Superhighway.

August 9, 1857: The World's First Elevator Demonstration

Acme Petroleum, since 1925 and 9/10.

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

The Blings - collectors of jewelry.

"We never talk anymore."

'I don't know what it is. I think it's some kind of old-fashioned cell phone.'

'This old VCR warms a mean bagel.'

Prince Turveydrop's Dancing Academy

Artisanal Pottery

"The Holy Grail? Have you checked eBay?"