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I'm going to say my prayers. Should I play the same lotto numbers?

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

Christian and Born again Christian...

"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.'

"I was a stockbroker first, but when I realized how much time I spent praying, I figured, what the heck?"

How I met your mother

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

'It's ok Billy . . .I won a bet with principal Jones!'

Destination casinos...

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

"And the Lord said, 'You know, it takes a ton of money to run a place like this.'"

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

Couple beyond prayer - need divine intervention.

'I bet he gets a better rate of interest than me!'

Post Game Day Betting.

Wall St Baptist: 'Life is exactly like the stock market exchange and we each have our own portfolio to manage.'

The church of our lady of wall street.

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

Monks play conkers with crucifix

"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool!"

'Talk about lack of trust! My trainer didn't even bet on me, but I showed him: I won the race!'

Spot the Ball connoisseur

Choirboy

'Oh, oh! They're going to give it to us with both barrels!'

"He's in a high stake poker game right now."

"Watch out for the linebacker over the middle and the guy in section 7 whose point spread you ruined."

Testing the water temperature in the font.

'Hey, we're doing an office pool on who gets to bust that illegal card game on Main.'

'Ere Bert, what do I do with a lady who wants an each way bet on the boat race?'

'Could I get back to you on that one? My broker says my stock went back up!'