Faith Challenger Prints

Born again Atheist

"I have the same relationship with Sherlock Holmes. He protects me, guides my destiny, and I... Oh, wait... You were talking about God. Sorry, I always get them mixed up because they're both imaginary."

Jehovah's Witness comeback...

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

A surprise in heaven

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

'God's forgiveness of sins ... is that like a spiritual bailout program?'

"Bible lessons are best taught in the context of faith. There's no need to add 'based on a true story.'"

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

"Life is very fragile so we should handle it with 'prayer'."

Do not think outside the box!

"Greta, look! The first dysfunctional family of winter!"

"Sure, it's Good News, but is it fake news?"

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

Nun Binning the Devil

'I'm just going to say my prayers. Any requests?'

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

'To be honest, it's a bit hard to swallow.'

God is for life not just for Christmas.

Jesus plays peek-a-boo with doubting Thomas.

'On the other hand, you must never, ever work in mysterious ways.'

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

Chill Out Worshippers!

Saying Grace.

"If you prayed to Google instead of God, you might get a constructive response."

Holy Bible

'Get an afterlife!'

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

"Of course there's an afterlife. It's called 'death'."