Faith Builder Mugs

Church Restoration Fund.

They hated me.

Others will fight for you

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

A surprise in heaven

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

'God's forgiveness of sins ... is that like a spiritual bailout program?'

"Bible lessons are best taught in the context of faith. There's no need to add 'based on a true story.'"

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

Father

Let go of the restrictions in your own head.

Always expect the best

"If anyone wants me, Ms. Clark, I'll be down in the youth department."

Long and Short term investments.

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

Learning Curve

God is for life not just for Christmas.

'I used to collect nuts, but now I play the market.'

'I'm trying to get my competence and my confidence in the same place.'

'On the other hand, you must never, ever work in mysterious ways.'

Jesus plays peek-a-boo with doubting Thomas.

Man catching a woman on flying trapeze.

'Welcome to the first meeting of the Shy Men Club.'

Chill Out Worshippers!