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"So, does God always call people to the ministry or can he text too?"

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

Computer help.

Information about information about information about information.

Domestic Spying Drones

I think therefore I am.

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

"Whoa - not so fast! I've got to check your browsing history first..."

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

Artificial intelligence discovers racism

"These feelings of yours aren't unusual - in fact, several of them have Web sites."

"Have you tried turning off your conscious mind and then turning it back on again?"

"Of course it sends your message digitally. If you want analogue we'll have to saddle up old Bessie."

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

"I'm not an AI, I'm a human being."

"Already my computer is outmoded, but i try to tell myself that my computer isn't ME."

"Here's what we've accomplished so far"

'No, the Tower of Babel wasn't built for better phone reception.'

"According to google, yahoo and bing, the meaning of life is 'more data space'."

Maybe I was wrong?

"And the weird shall inherit the Earth, for their ways are difficult for A.I. algorithms to figure out."

"Sword drills just aren't the same since Bible apps."

Ode to Nature.

I'm loving the phone hacking scandal. I love it when ne'er-do-wells use technology to steal personal information. Because you like when people suffer. No. Because I love it when technology is proven as evil. Spare me. Technology is not evil. People are evil. Computers don't hack people. People hack people. Macs hack, Macs hack! You watch your mouth, filthy human! Fight, fight …

Myspace then and now.

"What next?"

'I see your site doesn't have a 'like' button. The good news is it doesn't need one.'