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'It's all here in teh fine print. You're not covered against huffing and puffing.'

"House of Porridge"

'The three little pigs attended a professional development seminar on dealing with bullies and they were never bothered by the big bad wolf again.'

Fairy tales in pandemic time

'Brick is overrated. Let me show you something in sticks or straw.'

'What about Trans Fats?!'

'To think that we completely ignored his symptoms, and just nicknamed him 'Sneezy'.'

Goldilocks Human Resources...Over qualified...Under qualified...Just right!

Prince frog to frog about princess: 'We're friends, so she accepts me warts and all.'

'So when does the doctor think your mononucleosis will clear up?'

"I will grant you three wishes. You should know, however, that after taxes it will be reduced to one and a half wishes."

Wishing Well - Results may vary.

Rapunzel on prom night.

"This is not the Puss in Boots I knew and loved as a child."

'I'm afraid you've got diabetes.'

"He huffed and he puffed and he increased our rent."

"Look, dear! In lieu of money, it's a note from the Tooth Fairy Foundation thanking you for your donation."

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

"See, that's your problem right there - the roof is mostly sugar."

'Remember the Magic Bean Project that we shut down last week?'

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

'Between the two of them, they left you three bales of hay and six bundles of sticks.'

"It's just as good as cash. It's a Tooth Fairy prepaid debit card."

'This is Mr Rumpelstiltskin. His people are on that 'Straw to gold' project.'

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

Tooth Fairy: Ruined by Dentures and Implants. Please Help.

'...and he slept for twenty years...until the presidential campaign was over.'

"I'd like to help you out, but I've misplaced my wand."

The Prince handed Cinderella a glass slipper. She stuffed it with tissues and said 'It fits perfectly'. They married and lived happily ever after.

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your...Hey!'

'Yes, we do have a few princesses on our files but none of them want to date frogs, enchanted or otherwise.'

'No dear, that's only a fairytale. You'll probably grow up to be an ugly duck like your father.'

In a rage of jealousy, Cinderella's sisters turn ugly.

'I'll believe you're sober, and weren't lying to me about drinking and driving when you can touch the tip of your nose.'

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