Fairy Tale Parodist Mugs

'Could you give me big tits?'

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"Housekeeping?!"

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

"Citizen Kane first draft... Citizen Kane By Orson Welles & Herman J. Mankiewicz Int. Kane's bedroom Kane's old voice Call a freaking ambulance! Rosebud..."

'Vital mission - movie parody'

"Last week on 'Top Surgeon' Erica won immunity, while Carl was sent home for killing his patient during routine gallbladder surgery."

"Baldo, I don't care what you are...as long as you're good at it."

'He's a parody of a tired genre.'

Beware of Everything

"What makes you think this could be a suspect package?"

"Here there is all the bacon, pizza and beer you could desire. But do not eat from the Tree of Tofu lest you should lose paradise."

"Doctor Scholl and Mr. Hyde."

"I know what you're thinking: 'Did he write six refills or only five?'" Dirty Harry, M.D.

Visual gag (the real Mona Lisa behind the scenes).

"Oh, we'll hang Kaiser BIll to the sour-apple tree..."

Humor in the workplace is serious stuff. Never laugh before the drum roll.

'Let's start with the basics. Find the Red Queen!'

"And if we start televising the executions we can also market a hilarious bloopers tape."

Little Red Riding Hood

"Congratulations! It's a slushie."

Max Beerbohm

"...to save us all from Satan's power..."

'It's getting really difficult to fatten them up, since the government clamped down on the sugar and fat content in food.'

Beware of Doggerel

"Mirror, mirror on the wall who is the fairest of them all?"

Working the bugs out of his spear invention