Fairy Tale Lovers Mugs

'Remember the plan: on the final stretch, you go down.'

'OK, I'm back. Here's a notarized hard copy of my offer granting you three wishes, all ready for your lawyer to review. And I don't mind telling you, pal, it's jerks like you who are RUINING this job!'

'Once upon a time, there were two humans...now there are over five billion of them.'

The Prince turns into a frog due to a shorter spell in the UK.

Meghan, Oprah and the Frog Prince

"Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let your hair down!"

"Yes, it was very nice of you to use one of your wishes to grant me my freedom. But, if I were you I wouldn't have used my first wish to do it."

A free wish? I could do with a new cap!

Cut out and keep your own Prince Charming.

'I just had a scary thought, Mom -- What if the Tooth Fairy gets greedy?'

'Take your shame spiral out of here, Lady!'

'And with a wave of her magic wand Albert's fondest wish became a reality'

"Puss in cement boots"

'They might be able to resist the candy, but no healthy child can walk by a freshly raked pile of leaves.'

Ginger Snaps.

'So I'm gonna be your fairy godfather. Does that make you laugh? You think that's funny?

Genie

'If you were younger I'd tell you that the tooth fairy might leave quarters for the teeth broken off your key.'

Bachelor pad.

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

The Fourth Little Pig

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

Swan Fairy Tales

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

The tooth fairy.

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

'Are you made of sugar?'

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk