Fairy Tale Adventurer Pillows

'Once upon a time'...'I've hear it.'

'I'm sorry. I have to cite you because the frog you kissed and turned into a prince was an endangered species.'

Fairy-tales

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Neptune

"Hugh fans!"

Time Machine Collision

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

Grimm's Reality Tales.

One of the Three Little Pigs reaches puberty.

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

"It's probably just seasonal."

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

Playground Pipe Dreams

Sleeping Beauty.

"Frankly, Jackie Paper, I’ve done all I can with strings and sealing wax."

'Walter, stop fantasizing and get back to your desk.'

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

Early 3D technology applied to a book - creating a pop-up book

Witch dice.

"If you're my gramma you wouldn't have a problem consenting to a retina scan!"

"I stole me a pot of gold. That's how I became a Lepre-CON."

"Relax, Marge! I'm sure the folks at 'Ultimate Pirate Adventures'. . ."

Tom Stoppard

'You know how you've always wanted to go on a balloon safari..?'

"Just when they thought it was safe to go back in the water, the great fish emerged from below."

'The old woman who lives in a shoe gets a camper van.'

A bird pulls the thread from a magic carpet.

'Why look dear, here's the exit already! And to think that gatekeeper fellow said no one's ever finished the maze.'

Cleaner being carried away on a magic carpet.

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"