Fairway Finder Mugs

Addressing The Ball

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Hither and Yon sign

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

'Not that slowly back...'

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

'You've never played golf before, have you?'

'I read that the ball is on the surface of the club for just 0.00035 of a second, so even when you take 100 shots to go around, you are only getting less than 1 second of golf for your money...'

'I'd do better if I knew all the words you know!'

Tee for Two!

'Call it a hunch...but I don't think he feels too confident.'

'You had a 9 on one, a 7 on two, a 10 on three, a 23 on four...that hurt...'

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

'You're away, Doc!'

Golfers lost on the road

I warned you to keep it low!

'I don't know what these things are, but Master spends a lot of time away from the house with them...'

'Well done, Evan; you only missed a hole-in-one by 7 strokes.'

'That takes you into double figures and we're not off the tee yet!'

"I think I see your problem...You're standing too close to the ball"

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

FAA man letting planes out of bird cage

'This course is a great ego builder.'

A man holding a golf club eying up his shot

'What a divot?'