Fairness Philosopher Mugs

'You know what is amazingly fair? Me pretending I didn't hear that.'

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

"We need a union!'

"The prosecution shall stop referring to the defendant as 'the alleged, totally guilty as sin guy'."

"We'll take a 10% cut in benefits if you'll take a 10% cut in stock options."

'Life isn't fair and neither is Miss Brown!'

"We don't need no stinkin' unions...I saw it on the internet."

The weight the justice.

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man

Lady Justice Balances A Marriage Quarrel

We are an equal opportunities employer - It's true. They pay the same lousy wages to men and women.

"Our civilisation is consuming too many resources. But we don't make enough money to enjoy it either."

Woman has desk boxes labelled: Good For The Goose & Good For The Gander.

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all for paying women's salaries."

'Perhaps you would like to rephrase your last answer.'

'Hers his. That's not fair.'

"Mirror, mirror on the wall who is the fairest of them all?"

'All equality acts are created equal but some are more equal than others.'

"If CEO pay packets aren't a problem... why doesn't everyone get one?"

Center for anti-discrimination.

"Do you really have to rub it in that you've got more cash than I do?"

Mayhem, Inc. Part 34

'Tolerance...Zero Tolerance'

'I'm sorry, Mum. But, if I let you off, I'll have to let everyone's mum off.'

"I hope they cut your loopholes on dividends and capital gains!"

Separating steroid users and non-steroid users.

The 1% on the High Road to Riches!

"It's unreasonable for our constituents to get all the benefits we get... Who would pay for it?"

'Let me remind you, Waterman, you're only a distant relative.'

'Our bonuses have been a small slice of pie...we feel that bonuses should be increased to a bigger piece of the pie!'

'Hell, I was hoping we could avoid binding arbitration.'

"Oh, no! How are we going to divide this space by seven?"

"Yes, it's win-win, but there are three of us."

Sure Would Be Nice