Fair Wage Fighter Pillows

'Watch out or they'll shove higher wages and better life down your throat!'

'Will work for Union Scale.'

'Yes,we have equal pay in that we are grossly underpaid, all of us.'

"We don't need no stinkin' unions...I saw it on the internet."

Minimum wage.

Income inequality vs Income Diversity.

"Don't worry - if we double the minimum wage it will still be nothing."

"We pay the living dead wage."

The struggle for a decent payment.

"But it will never get better if you picket"

'The problem is, you don't take enough pride in your temporary, no benefit, below living wage job!'

We are an equal opportunities employer - It's true. They pay the same lousy wages to men and women.

You earn too much! Executives vs Unions.

'We've been given three months notice backdated twelve weeks.'

"Our civilisation is consuming too many resources. But we don't make enough money to enjoy it either."

'No, I'm not wearing high heels. I look taller because the minimum wage will increase and now I can stand taller.'

"Of course we should get equal pay, it's time men realised we're just as greedy as they are."

"Boss, my living wage is on life support!"

"According to our records, we gave you a raise 15 years ago. And now you've requested another one? Greed is not a quality we like in our employees."

Flunkey asking for a larger salary and not happy to be compared to a lower order of clergy

Executive pay.

'Shouldn't you be marking our homework ?'

"There is equal pay for equal work. We all receive substandard salaries."

"Sometimes, what corporations and unions sign deserves a collective disagreement."

"I can start you on minimal wage."

'Just some ancient artifacts.'

"I want a raise, not an attaboy."

"Good news... Bosses want you all to earn less so business can make more."

'I don't get the money I'm worth!'

Made in the USA...by illegal aliens: 'Hey! Did you read the samll print on this label!'

"I'd like to speak to you about an unfair labor practices complaint."

"I'm afraid we'll have to postpone our contract talks. Our new negotiator quit. he won't work for the wages we pay."

"Stop bitching about Men who make more money than we do for the same work. I'm saving that in case no one gets fresh enough to sue for sexism."

"You have an impressive CV, but we were actually looking for someone more like us."