Fad Diet Denouncer Mugs

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"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

"I've been on a diet for 5 weeks and can safely tell you that I've lost 5 weeks."

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

"So does this Flamingo diet have any side effects?"

"I can guarantee on this diet you'll lose at least 50 pounds a month, until you cancel your standing order!"

Toilet roll beauty tips.

"I've been on the hip and thigh diet."

"I don’t care what you read on social media, I cannot prescribe chocolate mini eggs to help with your weight loss!"

The cake diet.

"I'm trying to stick to a Paleo diet. Do you think cavemen had wasabi sauce on their sushi?"

"Lookin' good, Frosty!"

'I take it this wasn't quite the outcome you were expecting from your 'spot reduction diet'?'

A rubber bone? Are you on some kind of fad diet?

"How soon can I start her on fad diets?"

"Well you did say you wanted something gluten, sugar, fat, additives and calorie free."

"So how did you get on with that all-pineapple diet. . . ?"

'Notice: results of new studies: most of what was good for you is bad for you - most of what was bad for you is good for you'

Tell me more about the sunflower seed diet.

'He's on the cyclops diet. He's always got one eye on the fridge.'

The Sprats

"I call it the 'Fasting diet'. Also known as the 'Where's all the food gone?!!' diet."

"I don't know about you guys, but I've had it up to here with the paleo diet."

The high fibre diet

'Appetite suppressants? Uh... yeah... they're back in... uh... aisle nine.'

'Fad Diet regulator'.

"Another diet?"

'It doesn't have a name...it's generic food.'

"How's the banana diet coming along?"

'Dinner is ruined. I brought too many diet's home from the office again.'

"I can guarantee you'll lose £50 as soon as you hand over your credit card."

'It's a variation of the South Beach diet -- we bury you in the sand till you lose fifty pounds.'