Factory Dynamics Analyst Prints

"I hear the workers hate your guts Batson. Keep it up."

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

"I was just going to say, 'Well, I don't make the rules.' But, of course, I do make the rules."

Polluted geese

'The portrait is a mark of his extreme egotism, but, if you curtsy and bow sufficiently...say, 'Oh Yes Sir!'!, to everything he says, you should do OK'

"It looks like the 'because I say so' has it."

'Inevitably, I come to work early, leave late and alienate everyone.'

"That's six 'noes' and one 'aye', the ayes have it"

Common Core Family Therapy

"I appreciate that you brought me to 'Take our daughters to work day' all those years ago, dad, but I still have to let you go!"

It come's to my attention that you have been doing the work of two men.

The Gladiator.

'If Mom says no, you ask Dad -- it's called the 'checks and balances' system.'

"Next on the agenda: How can we crush workers' spirit, while appearing to care?"

"It's time for your performance review where I damn you with faint praise."

'We're a democracy here, as long as everyone votes in favour of what I want!'

"I make it a point to hire people smarter than me."

"I see you as a little bee, Kutner. Buzz, buzz, buzz, go make some honey."

"This is Mr Johnson, the man who works under me."

Above reproach.

'We're like one big family tree... that's why everyone is in therapy.'

"You work for the family business, and I am your father, not the patriarchal oppressor..."

'Be a sweetie and get me a cup of coffee!'

'Hank here brings 10 years of top sales experience to our company so let's all try to make him feel welcome while he makes you all look bad...'

'Okay, okay - is there anyone OTHER that the bride's mother who objects to this marriage?'

'It's time you learned, son - in-laws and outlaws aren't necessarily opposites.'

"Destroyers"

Book dictator

"You're probably wondering why I called you. It's because I accidentally butt dialed you."

'I'm with my minister father and my senator mom through the week and my senator mom through the week. I'm the ultimate division between Church and State.'

Sales Secretary

"It's late. I am not getting into another heated discussion with you."

'Someday, son, 50 of this will belong to your ex-wife,'

'I blame my parents, they never set me any standards worth rebelling against.'

'Dayton, you're a decent, respectable, ethical, honest and nice guy. What the hell are you up to?'